2002-06-18 - 6:40 a.m.

my kitchen drawer is very me:

1. fire alarm having needed to be plugged back in for months.

2. soap box that i will never use as a soap box.

3. flexible straws which i use just about every day.

4. glass made christmas decoration waiting to break.

5. warranty of object that i would never return.

6. chopsticks to use in case i order chinese food (never happened before).

7. cheap batteries that die after flipping through 15 channels.

8. the wonderful and essential wooden spoon.

9. free blue sock to polish black shoes.

10. ugly plastic ladle which i'll never get used to.

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